By Prophet 304, the world's greatest expert on doing absolutely nothing.
Meetings, meetings, everywhere. Redundant meetings. Meetings that never end. Meetings that make you wonder if you'll ever leave this conference room.
But fear not, dear reader, for you are not alone. There are others out there who suffer the same fate as you. The Sustained, Mind-Numbing Nervous Laughter Society is here to help you cope.
Join us in our monthly meeting of the minds, where we will laugh, we will cry, and we will wonder why we're still here.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our special "Escape the Meeting" seminar.
And if all else fails, visit our Suggestion Box and leave a message for the meeting gods.